Yahoo shit vs. shinola Tuesday Dec. 4

Yahoo’s top 20 “news” items from the morning’s front page
YAHOONEWS

ACTUAL NEWS: (15%)
> Mueller subpoenas Trump records
> South Florida crazy real estate boom
> Dish CEO quits

SENSATIONAL CRIMES AGAINST FEMALES (10%)
> Woman disappears after Tinder date
> Two girls found safe, Utah cult

CELEBRETIES, SPORTS, GOSSIP (25%)
> Lakers
> Mariah Carey promo
> Actor sued
> Trump’s diet
> UCLA

ADS, PROMOS (25%)
> Demolish your debt
> 13 gifts…
> Goofy teachers slideshow
> Guy orders pizza ad
> 7 Holiday gifts ad

POINTLESS CRAP (10%)
> Poker player loses money
> Pontiac silverdome video

SPIN (15%)
> Roy Moore spin
> Bitcoin bubble spin
> Pro-Scott Walker spin