DRUDGE FUDGE WEEKEND OF DEC 16-17

 

HEADLINE SAYS:

Health Officials Urge People To Sleep At Least Arm’s Length Away From Cellphone…

Never Carry In Pocket…

Increased Risk For Brain Cancer, Low Sperm Count, Headaches, Impaired Memory…

STORY SAYS

The source of the story is a doctor who works for the State of California. When asked if cellphones are dangerous she replied: “Not at all. Our position is that the science is evolving.”

CATEGORY COUNT:

Dangerous animals 1

Celebrity promo:  6

Sports promo: 3

The Adventures of Donald Trump: 8

Hoping for the ruin of California: 2

Obsessed with immigration: 2

Weird crime: 2

Financial crash coming: 1